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If Game of Thrones Took Place in Florida

You ever wonder what all of your favorite Game of Thrones characters would look like if they lived in Florida? Sure you have, we all have. Bran would live as a merman because his legs are broken, Littlefinger would own a ton of exotic pets and Jamie and Cersi would finally be free to live as Parrotheads. You've thought about it but never sat down and poorly photoshopped these imaginings because, well, who has the time? I do!  Or, well, I made the time because somebody had to. Enjoy!

Artist Replaces Smart Phones with Poop & It Really Makes You Think

If you're a person and use the interent you probably see about once a day an "amazing" "art blog" that serves as a cautionary tale of smart phone use. They are usually super poignant and feature people looking at their phones instead of looking at the stuff around them. Like, maybe they are with their kid and instead of staring at their child super-hard, like parents have to at all times to record their faces in their brain-box, they are reading an email on their phone.

Burger Map

I love road trips. I love burgers. Here is a map of many of the regional burger places in the USA. Enjoy fatties!

2014 Calendar

It's been awhile (years even geez) since I put my bad Photoshop skills to use so I decided to make a new calendar for you to print out and hang on your wall.



33 reasons I'm voting for Obama

33 Reasons I’m voting for Obama

 The other day I tweeted a joke about Romney, it wasn’t a great joke. It was “Dudes voting for Romney, I hope you like condoms and babies”. I got right-wing hate for that tweet (as always) and though the replies that called me a slut didn’t get under my skin, sluts vote buddy, deal with it! The response that simply said “That’s the only reason u are voting for Obama? That’s sad.” Did get under my skin. That bugged me because there are many, many reasons that I am voting for Obama.

Watch This whole movie for free!!!

I shot this film a couple of summer's ago in the beautiful city of Minneapolis, MN. I had a really great time working with Dean Peterson, who wrote and directed it and the rest of the cast is awesome. After playing in a bunch of film festivals Dean decieded to make the entire film free for anyone who wants to watch it online, which I think is a really cool way of doing things. So, here is it!


Try to guess who are lions and who are people!


Halloween Movie List

Since it’s Halloween and all, I decided to write about some of the weirdest, scariest movies I’ve seen. I love horror movies, though, most horror movies just aren’t very good. Second only to porn in movies that are cheap to make any sell to an international audience, horror isn’t often scrutinized by studios for the writing, acting and overall quality.  That’s too bad because when an actually good horror movie does come along, it easily becomes a classic.

Smoke. Worry. Fuck. Oct 5th

If you are in Los Angeles on October 5th you should swing over to the UCB theater at 6PM (early) and see my very first one person show; "Smoke. Worry.


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