Pups that look like Dictators

 So, there is a lot of hype about this website where they take pictures of super cute kittens and say they look like Hitler. So much hype in fact that people (stupid people) often tell me my cat Sasha looks like Hitler. She doesn't look like Hitler. She looks like Charlie Chaplin, who was also a scumbag, but only killed a few people.

 I don't dislike people saying that a lot of black and white cats look like Hitler. I mean, I love cats and hate Hitler, but I get the joke and sometimes I agree. But Hitler isn't History's only evil dictator and cats aren't the only animals that, even when being swell pets, have the capacity to look a whole bunch like an evil ruler.

Without further ado I present to you

Pups that look like Dictators:

Ayatollah Khomeini known for:  the Iranian hostage crisis, being a fundamentalist religious leader, cruelty toward women and intolerance toward the non-Muslim world.

Looks like Jinks Barks-a-lot known for: chewing up shoes, humping this one guy Dan's leg all the time and having small poops.

 

Fidel Castro known for: Cuban missal crisis, turning Cuba into a communist state (why is that bad?) and being good at baseball.

Looks Like Smokey known for: sticking his head out the car window, being pretty good with cats and kids. (Turns out Smokey is also good at baseball!)

 

Kim Jong il known for: Being tiny. being master of propaganda and social manipulation. His involvement in the restart of the making of nuclear weapons and threatening other nations with the use of them. Forcing people to be his movie making slaves. 

Looks like Fifi  known for: Being tiny, biting people, having an irritating high pitched bark, fitting into pockets, pissing.

 

Joseph Stalin Known for: Killing approximately 20 million people, including up to 14.5 million needlessly starved to death. He also made meat out of the Russian people and fed it to his starving nation saying it was beef.

Looks like; Rupert known for; fetch, playing dead, barking at trick-or-treators and going crazy for bones.

 

George W. Bush known for: Being the worst U.S president in history, starting two wars, being a radical religious leader

Looks like Cricket known for; Begging for table food, loving walks and sleeping

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus known for: Many acts of tyranny and extravagance. He was responsible for numerous executions, including those of his mother and stepbrother, and is the emperor who ordered  lions to eat Christians. He also played the fiddle when Rome burned.

Look like Theo Von Pup-in-Stuff known for: Being sweet to most everyone, loving bacon and carrots and being afraid of the dark

 

FIN!