Owl look'n mother fuckers

The other day I was watching the Rachel Maddow show and Madeline Albright came on to talk about...well to tell you the truth I have no idea what she was talking about because all I could think about was how much she looks like an owl! Now, I mean no disrespect to the first female to be the United States Secretary of State, I hold her in high esteem, but I'm of the mind that if someone looks a lot like an owl you should point it out!

  

Then I got to thinking, many political figures, both currently and throughout history, look like owls. I wonder if that is one of those things? Like how they say movie stars often have larger heads in relation to their bodies (that may have something to do with not eating) maybe if you are an owl looking mother fucker you are prone to be politically active. Here are some examples of politicians faces next to the faces of owls.

 

Ben Franklin        OWL      

 

Thomas Jefferson (my favorite)   OWL  

 

John Tyler (President 1841-1845)   OWL  

 

 

Woodrow Wilson (President 1913-1921)   OWL 

 

Andrew Jackson (President 1839 -1837) OWL 

 

William H Taft (President 1909-1913)    OWL 

 

 

Richard Nixon (President 1969-1974)   OWL  

 

AND THE WINNER FOR MOST OWL LOOKING POLITICAL FIGURE IN US HISTORY IS :  John C Calhoun!

John C Calhoun not only looks a lot like an owl, turns out he was also a real dick. He was vice president for both John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson. He was really into slavery and supported the secession. You can learn more about owls, Presidents and racism at your local library.