Because not every president was an owl look'n motherfucker

In the research that I have done on the founding fathers of the United States of America I have learned four things;

1.) That many of them were not into Jesus.

2.) That a shit ton of them look like owls (see blog "Owl Look'n mother fuckers for my previous findings.)

3.) That Jimmy Polk owned people as pets.

4.) Some of them do not look like owls, but look like other things.

Here now are the first 19 U.S Presidents and the people, animals or thingies they look the most like

= The mushroom that makes Mario bigger

 

 

 =  Jon Lovitz

 =  Isaac Mizrahi (for Target)

 =  Some motherfuckers just look like owls

 =  The baby John Malkovich and Glenn Close made in history

 =  Eagle

 =   Sad horse +   Loser

 =  Bilbo Baggins

 =  A Sad Pup

 =  Bird

 =  Coy Ape

 =  Lady from Vera Drake

 =  Billy Elliot

 =  John Lithgow

 =  Doug Marsh +  Bill Nye

 =  Drunk Daddy

 =  Baby with a beard

 =  God of the sea Poseidon

 

20 through 44 to come soon!

xoxo.

Susan