2011 Calendar is here!

It's a new year and that means many, many new days to fill with wonder, delight and crying in the bathtub. To help manage all of your affairs I created a calendar that you can print out and hang on your wall.

This year I have dedicated each month to a different sub-sub-culture. People that you would normally forget to make fun of. But I remembered for you. Enjoy:

January is for SMALL TOWN HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA DORKS

Feb is for HORNY HISTORY BUFFS!

In March remember GIRLS WHO ALWAYS DANCE

April is DROP-OUTS Month!

In May give a DRUNK AUNT a call

June is for X-GIRLFRIENDS

July is for BROS WHO CONTRIBUTE BOOZE TO MINORS

August is POOR SNOB Month

September is for RICH SLOBS

October is for HOT BROS!!!!

Novemeber is for LION PEOPLE

And lastly, December is SEX ELF month

 Have a GREAT year!

XOXO,

Susan