Ever walk down the street and smell something wonderful and get a flash of a smile you saw on a nice face from 2003? Sure you have and why not? There is a scientific reason for that you know, it's called "Brain smells association images and shit" or BSAIS (as science people say, you would know this if you hung out at science bars). You see, smells are related to the same part of the brain that stores love, hate, teen angst, robots, dreams, and memory. It's a very important part of the brain!

My boyfriend has a tattoo on his arm of a dog, it's pretty cool, but as an artist I couldn't help but think it could be much, much cooler. So when he was asleep I turned his regular dog

into a Rude Dawg

It turned out so well I thought, man I should do this for a living!

Look at these before and after tattoo photos!

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• If you don't get a chance to go on a vacation this summer, what because of everybody being poor and what not, don't worry. Here is a little something about each of the 50 U.S states. When you read these true facts you will feel as if you went on a vacation as great as any of the Vacation movies! Enjoy!
• Alabama
• The state flag of this state is a big red x in the middle of a bunch of white, that pretty much tells me that I should fear Alabama
• The band with the same name is...

There are a million shitty bands in the world; "Nickelback", "Maroon Five", "Sublime" and "311" just to name a few but none of them compare with how shitty the "Insane Clown Posse" (ICP) is. ICP sounds like a cross between Hip Hop created by deaf, fat, white men and the music that diarrhea would produce if diarrhea somehow took on a human-like form and did a ton of meth.

But the horrible music that ICP makes is only the razored edge of the knife that stabs society and taints it with The Posse' terrible disease. What is worse than the...

A few months ago I posted a blog (I will make your tatto way cool) where I made a bunch of tattoos way cool. Due to popular demand (or well, the demand of my internet stalker and a couple of friends) I made a few more tattoos way cooler.

Oh how I hope you enjoy!

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If there are two things America cares about it's celebs and the future. Why celebs? Because they are popular and we are not, we simultaneously love and hate anyone who is popular and we watch with our hearts a flutter under our jean jackets to see what they do next.

Why the future? Because most people in America were raised in some sort of cult-like faith that told us the end of the world was coming. Many in the US want the end-times to come because they won't have to worry about paying off those doctor bills when it does. Besides the end of the world, the future is just exciting...