In the research that I have done on the founding fathers of the United States of America I have learned four things;
1.) That many of them were not into Jesus.
2.) That a shit ton of them look like owls (see blog "Owl Look'n mother fuckers for my previous findings.)
3.) That Jimmy Polk owned people as pets.
4.) Some of them do not look like owls, but look like other things.
Here now are the first 19 U.S Presidents and the people, animals or thingies they look the most like
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